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"This is a tactical shovel. And if you don't know what a tactical shovel is, buckle up. Because I'm about to learn ya'll about tactical shovels! This is a work of art. You think about art, now shut up about that, think about shovels. Man has been using shovels to do pretty much anything since the dawn of time. And this is my baby. This is um uh... *what should I name my shovel?!* ... *Amy?!* This is Becky. And Becky is a tremendous tool with a million uses. Now I will get back to the ice cream real quick. Don't think that this is a video tricking you. It ain't no clickbait. This is important because I bought this because it has a million and one uses. Do you know what a million and one uses means? That means it can do about sixteen different things. So it's a shovel... duh. It's a shovel. It can shovel things. As in shovel ice cream into my mouth. It can also... kill people. This is a harpoon. Now when I said tactical shovel I meant tactical shovel. You can use it for tactics. Like fishing... or hunting... or harpooning. Or pooning

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